Random Thoughts with a Machine

Since today is the day that Sports Show with Norm Macdonald was cancelled, I will honor him by spouting any nonsense (about Movies or otherwise) that comes to my mind onto this blog. Enjoy!

• Was Nic Cage ever really a respected actor or was Bangkok Dangerous just a pure masterpiece we all didn't understand?
• Rob Schnieder: Great Actor or Greatest Actor of our Generation?
• I will see Zookeeper when Kevin James stops feeling depressed about having lost the hot chick from Ricky Bobby who banged him but left cause she thinks he's fat. Oh Wait....You are a fat pig. I'm happy Winona Ryder broke your heart in the Dilemma (like she did Captain Sparrow, Too Soon?). Win one for the average not fat but still chubby guy who can pick up some decent poon once in a while and be content with that!
• I'd do Julie Bowen over Sofia Vergara from Modern Family. Call me a family man who likes the wholesome chick. What's that, not a film reference. Well let's just say I beg the differ because I spend more time in the sand then David Hasselhoff. Shoooter!!!!
• Speaking of which, can we get Norm's long lost brother, Christopher a starring role in the long overdo movie, Happy Gilmore 2: The return of Shooter McGavin. Now thats a true classic!
• If you enjoyed Tree of Life then GET THE FUCK OFF THIS SITE NOW!
• Green Lantern was so good even Maggie Gyllenhaal can get off on it. Too Local?
• BTW Maggie's bro was great in Pleasantville. I mean Bubble Boy, my bad. God, they should really put Tobey and Jake in a movie together as brothers. :-o
• Who'd you rather: Kristen Wiig or Hilary Swank? Easy, Maya Rudolph

That's all for now as I'm getting too emotional over the loss of an American hero.

My thoughts and prayers are with you,

Machine