Chris Farley or John Belushi?

This has to be at least one of the top 13 questions of all-time with:

- What does Nic Cage know that we all don't?

- How long has Brendan Fraser worn a hair piece?

- Did that little boy in Searching for Bobby Fischer ever find Bobby Fischer?

- How does Carl Everett know dinosaurs never existed?

- How come Jesse James cheated on America's Sweetheart, Sandra Bullock? Oh wait, I think it's because she married a tattooed trailer trash bike maker. waaah waaah I feel soooooo bad for you.....NOT! and God you were annoying in Speed. No wonder Jack left you before Speed 2: Cruise Control. Too Dafoe?

-Etc, Etc, Etc...

Back to my main point, the Belushi-Farley debate!

Lets look at the comparisons:

1) Both owned on SNL during the glory periods of the franchise unless you really enjoyed Joe Piscopo and his fine years in the 80's.

ADVANTAGE: Farley - though Belushi was an original, even he can't ever be better then a naked fat man dancing. That's Gold Jerry, Gold!

2) Both had great short movie careers such as classics like 1941 for Belushi and Almost Heroes for Farley.

ADVANTAGE: Belushi cause he's a zit! Get it! Booooom!

3) Both were fat

ADVANTAGE: Cholesterol

4) Both died young.

ADVANTAGE: River Phoenix

5) Both had brother in what we call the Biz.

ADVANTAGE: Minus 842 thousand for each. Seriously Nobody saw Farley's bro play Michael Moore in that Zanuck spoof but everybody's fine. And Jim Belushi has scourged the earth with his T.V. show that shall not be named (Some say J.K. Rowling stole that idea from that very show).

So after running the results for each, the question has finally been solved:

Horatio Sanz

Thank you All and oh, I almost forgot, I love you, Beth Cooper,

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