There is the timeless phrase "when in doubt, run the football". Here at Cinema Talk. we have the mantra "when in doubt, cast Ryan Phillippe". He crashed onto the scene with one spine tingling performance after another. To put it simply, on a scale of one to ten, Phillippe is a 54. According to our fact checkers, when Ryan is cast in a movie that film is guaranteed to go up one star, as well as having a 46% increase in revenue. Furthermore, his mere presence upgrades a film one level in our ratings scale. There is a sense of (anti) trust the audience has with Phillippe, and this has led to him being in a (Bang Bang) club of his own. We’ve never stopped (loss) pursuing the law of Phillippe as he has constantly displayed and perfected his acting chops. I can assure our intentions are purely innocent in this post. Phillippe's opus is obviously as Lieutenant Dixon Piper (if you are going to click one link in this post, please let it be this one. OPUS, people) in the MacGruber.
Post is over I can't top that last link... CELERY TRICK!!!!!
(this was a joint effort with Ronimal)
SO MCGRUBER!
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