Random Thoughts with a Machine 2

- I hate clubbing like a hate strip clubbing unless it's the Vegas strip. I wanna quit both but can't. I'm like the third Gyllenhaal sibling. I can't quit you, unless you overdose (Too soon or only for an Olsen twin?) which I doubt (like Amy Adams of The Office fame) a club can do. Maggie's still fighting the Skarsgard fight but how could she know he would turn out to be the bad guy in the third act? I hope I can stay away, I hope the Pacific is as blue as it is in my dreams, I hope.

- The penis game was created by me way before (500) Days of Summer stole it. You hear that Zooey, stay out of my dreams (Get into my car) or else, or else..., or else, time for my first quota shout out. :-(

- Saw Horrible Bosses, it was good, like Going the Distance good (Hot Pockets!!!) but not the Goods good. No Ving Rhames equals minus, but less Drew Barrymore post Firestarter (in her Lawry's prime ((Adam's) rib))) equals plus. So the movie gets a classic rating not all time great rating cause no Aniston boob shots (but a little birdie told me that she bares it all in her next film. Justin Theroux of Herbie (fully loaded) Hancock fame obviously liked the goods). If your selling a hard R then show me some tits. I now know why Brad left you.....because he saw Gia and Original Sin (City of Angels in the Outfield) though no one else did. How can the chick from Leprechaun be too high class for a boob shot when her claim to fame is a haircut. (From) Hell, I got more cleavage action from Phillip Seymour Hoffman in Along Came Polly though I'm not complaining. New law: If a R-rated comedy doesn't have the main female star baring it all, Heather Graham must be cast immediately. ... or Julianne Moore. Note to self, Barrymore is the only woman mentioned under 40. And who said old ladies were out work unless you look like Meg Ryan didn't make the cut (So Ruffalo)?

- Who'd you rather, Eleanor Roosevelt or Milton Berle in drag? Answer: FDR because he wouldn't move around much. :-0

- Watched Matrix Revolutions last night as well. I remember now why it was so poorly received. Note to the Wachowski Brothers pre the Chazz Bono debacle, maybe you shouldn't kill the two main characters. Just a thought. But I can't wait for the fourth installment! Speed Racer 2 anyone?

Davey Johnson blows as the Nats new manager. I'd rather have Don Johnson manage because he now makes that my third indirect stretch reference to Melanie Griffith that have much ado about nothing (Too Lovelace?). Now that's Shakespeare! Shake a spear, spear chucker! (Referring to Kit Ramsey line from Bowfinger. NOT RACIST)

And good night,

Machine